September 20, 20XX
Seasoning City, Japan
Several accounts have reported sightings of a strange, hairy creature clambering around Seasoning City. Of course, the Spice Cabinet staff takes these things seriously. We do our own research here, ensuring we bring you news of the utmost quality!
An expert weighing in on the not-bear-y-ness of the alleged sighting.
Artist rendering of this dangerous creature.
As always, the safety of Seasoning City citizens is of our upmost priority. Stay tuned, and check in for updates.
Bigfoot sightings are nothing new! We've had reports previously, which turned out to be false. In fact, our investigations found that the rise in reports coincided with the dates of the Seasoning City BearFest. A reasonable mistake, caught by yours truly. To prevent something like this from happening again, I cross-referenced an on-camera sighting with an expert on the matter.
With this in mind, we continue to keep an eye on the issue. We advise that all Seasoning City citizens stay on high alert. To streamline this effort, our resident sketch artist has prepared a concept image of this creature based on the alleged sightings.